It’s been a hard couple of days for me. For you see, I’m sick. Not a fun or pleasant thing. However, since I care about you so much, I’ve made a list of stuff that you can use next time your feeling nasty.

There is no greater treat for your ears.
9. Eat a Popsicle

Tames the throat, tastes yummy.
8. Buy a Book off the Internet

Hunter S. Thompson is always a good choice.
7.Count those Dot Thingies on the Ceiling
789,315,912,034.
6.Play Mario Golf

Unlock all that stuff that you were always to lazy to before.
5. Pet your kitty-cat

Good ol’ Fluffums.
4. Take a Bath
A really, really long one.
3. Watch Pulp Fiction

It’s very good.
2. Play with Your Little Brother’s Lego’s
Remember those?
1. Vomit
